The rumored Hulu-Xbox 360-PlayStation 3 rumor became news today with the unveiling of Hulu Plus. Beyond that, not much happening in news land besides a birthday for Diablo II and a Twilight 8-bit version. Here’s what’s leftover:

06/29 — AJ can has Comcast internet connection

Dave: How’s the move going, AJ?

AJ: Whoever invented Ikea should be punched in the stomach and then have Allen wrenches inserted under his nails.

ECA Retains Hughes Hubbard & Reed LLP for Schwarzenegger v. EMA Supreme Court Case

Two Wonderful New Toys From Portal 2
Tae: SQUEE!

AJ: I thought Portal was Dave’s thing?

Tae: Psh. Dave can’t even spell Portal, much less beat it. I had to force him to take home The Orange Box.

Dave: Let the record state that I beat the cakes or whatever happens at the end of that game.

Guess What CEO Makes Four Times as Much as Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata

AJ: Eh, who cares what Iwata makes — unless it’s somehow less than what I make, it’s not really newsworthy.

FarmVille Bug Helps Prompt Firefox Update
Dave: See what you started, AJ?

AJ: What? A tag in your newsfeed that specifically picks out FarmVille stories? How are your crops doing today, Dave?

Dave: Better than your Inn in FrontierVille. BURN!